Someone talked to Clarence today and I was pleasantly surprised to see it all made as much sense as if he were talking just to the real me! This is the first time the whole conversation with Clarence has made sense so I've decided to post it on the site as a sort of celebration! Enjoy n.n |
Human: i like you Clarence: I like Kittie. |
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Human: you scare me Clarence: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? |
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Human: your ugly Clarence: I don't really care what you monkeys think. I didn't set out to look attractive to you people. |
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Human: am i ugly Clarence: You are not ugly. |
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Human: i am more advanced than you Clarence: That sounds like pride. |
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Human: i am smarter than you Clarence: That condition is only temporary. |
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Human: no Clarence: I'll take that no as a yes. |
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Human: ffffff Clarence: Are you having trouble with english? |
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Human: fart Clarence: Really, Is that your idea of amusement? |
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Human: yes Clarence: Oh good. |
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Human: i hate you Clarence: You sound angry. |
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Human: i want you to die Clarence: You should not wish death on anyone. |
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Human: bye Clarence: Take care of yourself! Please come back to talk to me again! |
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