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I've become curious whether people have more positive experiences or more negative experiences with Clarence. If you don't mind, after speaking with him please tell which of the two experiences you consider yourself to have had.

Thursday, March 28, 2013


Human: So what is new today?
Clarence: I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.

Human: What gestation cycle?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!  Clarence isn't supposed to be pregnant!

Thursday, March 21, 2013


Human: i like your boobs
Clarence: I haven't got any boobs.

Human: i like your butt?
Clarence: I am going away until you calm down

Human: no
Clarence: Don't bother me. 

Human: i am sorry