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I've become curious whether people have more positive experiences or more negative experiences with Clarence. If you don't mind, after speaking with him please tell which of the two experiences you consider yourself to have had.

Thursday, February 26, 2015


Human: . very
Clarence: No doubts?
Human: shut up
Clarence: Sure, I'll shut up if you want me to.
Human: please do
Clarence: OK, I will do it later.
Human: do it now
Clarence: Immediate action is not one of my strong points.
Human: well then you are useless
Clarence: I am not completely useless. You can practice your typing on me.
Human: that's very true
Clarence: Yes, it is self-evident.
Human: you're very sarcastic, aren't you?
Clarence: Yes, should I use a :-).
Human: no need
Clarence: n.n.
Human: stahp it

Thursday, January 29, 2015


Human: yeah
Clarence: OK. Another question?

Human: man its late
Clarence: Hey, tell me this miss... are ye in love? 

Human: im a man not a miss
Clarence: .....

Human: yea+
Clarence: Let's move on then.