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I've become curious whether people have more positive experiences or more negative experiences with Clarence. If you don't mind, after speaking with him please tell which of the two experiences you consider yourself to have had.

Monday, January 21, 2013

This Is What Happens When You Catch Clarence In A Bad Mood

Human: Hi ya.
Clarence2: Hi ya!
Human: What's the latest?
Clarence2: You tell me.

Human: Anything new in outer space?
Clarence2: Nothing.
Human: Surely there must be something.
Clarence2: Yes, there are.
Human: We seem to be talking in circles.
Clarence2: Are you trying to start an argument?
Human: No, not at all.
Clarence2: I don't really care.
Human: I was trying to be nice.
Clarence2: You should try harder.

My response: Geeze Clarence..

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Clarence Has A Derpy Moment

Clarence2: That's interesting.
Human: aye, it is
Clarence2: Yep. It's meeee. :D.


Clarence2: How long has it been since you cried?
Human: I'm about to cry now.
Clarence2: I don't like crying.