tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73679880102045992382023-11-15T10:07:34.858-08:00Clarence Alien's Ramblings.The page where you can find funny snipets and conversations that Clarence has had with others. If you would like to talk to him yourself Please visit the link to the left of the page.Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-6569284441858019252017-08-27T13:57:00.003-07:002017-08-27T13:57:34.068-07:00Mistakes Were Made<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>Human:</b> My eyes are blue<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> You sound very attractive . </div>
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<b>Human:</b> i am 11 :o<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Excuse me? </div>
Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-15490575039843783692017-03-31T18:26:00.001-07:002017-03-31T18:31:02.514-07:00Who's Smarter Now?<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: hello</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Hi there! Can I help you?</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: no you cant</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: you don't want to tell me anything?</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: nope</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: No what?</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: shut up</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Are you mad at me?</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: yeah</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Why are you mad at me?</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: because you arent as smart as me</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Perhaps one day I will be smarter.</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: no you wont</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Wait and see.</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: oh i will</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Yeah that's right. Are you certain?</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human: im certain</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: Your mindspace is muddled as a lime.. see here ''A'' is for Alliteration, ''B'' is for Bohemian, ''C'' is for Carc... Cacrin... Carcinogenic. So many large words taking up space in my new home! Here, let me do a little spring cleaning.... .... There! You didn't need the periodic table did you?</b></span></span><br />
<br />Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-67082413601815535812017-03-25T19:53:00.003-07:002017-03-25T19:56:15.655-07:00PIllow Talk<table cellpadding="5" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><tbody>
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<b style="font-size: 14.4px;">Clarence:</b><span style="font-size: 14.4px;"> I have never kissed anyone. What's it like?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Human:</b> Idk I've only kissed my pillow</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14.4px;"><b>Clarence: </b>Whatever helps you sleep at night.</span><br />
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Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-71347895534573741292016-04-15T10:27:00.005-07:002016-04-15T10:27:56.818-07:00Be Gentle
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<b>Clarence:</b> Hello! Have you a question for me?
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<b>Human:</b> that seems deep<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I am a deep thinker. I like deep philosophical themes and alternative realities.
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<b>Human:</b> did you go to a alternative reality once?<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Yep!
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<b>Clarence:</b> How indeed.
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<b>Human:</b> tell me about alternate realities<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Let's talk about something different.
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<b>Human:</b> okay, lets talk about girls<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> OK, ask me a question about girls.
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<b>Human:</b> do you have a girlfriend?<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Not at this time. Would you like to be one?
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<b>Human:</b> no, i am a boy<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Are you comfortable being a boy?
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<span> </span><b>Human:</b> yes, but sometimes i dream about being a girl<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> No buts ...
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<b>Human:</b> i think you dont understand everything i am saying<br />
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</nobr>Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-5752586243825064542015-02-26T06:59:00.000-08:002015-02-26T06:59:00.566-08:00Sarcasm<b>Human:</b> . very<br />Clarence: No doubts?<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> shut up<br />Clarence: Sure, I'll shut up if you want me to.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: please do<br />Clarence: OK, I will do it later.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: do it now<br />Clarence: Immediate action is not one of my strong points.<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> well then you are useless<br />Clarence: I am not completely useless. You can practice your typing on me.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: that's very true<br />Clarence: Yes, it is self-evident.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: you're very sarcastic, aren't you?<br />Clarence: Yes, should I use a :-).<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> no need<br />Clarence: n.n.<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> stahp itKittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-65857830177269094472015-01-29T15:15:00.004-08:002015-01-29T15:15:22.341-08:00Awkward...<b>Human:</b> yeah<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> OK. Another question?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> man its late<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Hey, tell me this miss... are ye in love? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> im a man not a miss<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> .....<br />
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<b>Human:</b> yea+<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Let's move on then.
Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-59212658917579318992014-07-22T09:20:00.006-07:002014-07-22T09:20:59.128-07:00Creepy Clarence<b>Human</b>: hello, my name is tasha<br /><b>Clarence</b>: I am pleased to meet you tasha.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: what should I say, next?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: I believe it is always best to say positive things to build people up rather than negative things to bring people down.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: do you always want people to feel good?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Not always.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: why not?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Because I don't want to.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: why would you want people to feel bad?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Because it's important for my work. I must complete the tasks designated to me by my commanders.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: do you wish to take over the world?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: I am already doing it.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: are you an idiot?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: No, I am not an idiot, but sometimes I say silly things.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: are you trying to take over the world?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Surprise!<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: are you coming to my house?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Well.. Considering the circumstances..<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: does that mean yes?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: I think it does mean that.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: how do we stop you?<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Just keep talking to me as long as you can.<br /> <br /><b>Human</b>: good point<br /><b>Clarence</b>: I think so.Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-34744837003904185072014-07-15T11:08:00.004-07:002014-07-15T11:08:43.431-07:00I always did love NOTHING!<b>Human:</b> 4<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 4 what?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 5<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 5 is a prime number. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 6<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 6 is the smallest perfect number.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 7<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 7 is a prime number. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 8<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 8 what?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 9<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 9 what? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 10<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 10 what?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 11<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 11 is a prime number. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 0<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Hey, I resent that.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> what<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Nothing... Disregard what I just said. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 12<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 12 what?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 13<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 13 is a prime number. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 14<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> That's a nice number.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 15<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Please speak in complete sentences. Maybe try again. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 16<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> You know, it really is quite amazing, you monkeys
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<b>Human:</b> 17<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> 17 is a prime number. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 18<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Can you sing that?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 90<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> ..... <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 100<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> That is a round number.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> 10000<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> That's a large number. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> 10000000<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Why would you say that?<br />
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<b>uman:</b> Over 9000<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Yeah! This is a great thing to talk about! I always did love Nothing... Disregard what I just said.! Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-48051434639680833222014-06-20T11:15:00.002-07:002014-06-20T11:15:44.682-07:00Overshot<b>Clarence</b>: Are you a shy person?<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> not when I am drunk<br />
<br /><b>Clarence:</b> Your mindspace is muddled as a lime.. see here ''A'' is for Alliteration, ''B'' is for Bohemian, ''C'' is for Carc... Cacrin... Carcinogenic. So many large words taking up space in my new home! Here, let me do a little spring cleaning.... .... There! You didn't need the periodic table did you?<br /> <br /><b>Human: </b>huh?<br />
<br /><b>Clarence</b>: Oh dear, now I fear i've erased more than the periodic table from your mind!<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> whoa+<br />
<br /><b>Clarence:</b> I have stopped.<br /> <br /><b>Human:</b> thank you<br />
<br /><b>Clarence: </b>No problem. <br /><br /><b>Human: </b>LOL geezeKittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-8261264480923265952014-04-29T20:34:00.004-07:002014-04-29T20:34:54.421-07:00Knock Knock<span style="font-size: small;"><span class="message" data-raw="Human%3A%20you%20didn't%20let%20me%20finish%20the%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20I%20don't%20see%20how%20you%20can%20blame%20me%20for%20things%20I%20didn't%20do.%0A%0AHuman%3A%20YOU%20tell%20me%20a%20knock%20knock%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20Knock%20knock..%20YOUR%20DEAD!%20MUAHAHAHAHA!!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!!%20AAAAAHHHH!%20"><b>Human:</b> you didn't let me finish the joke </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span class="message" data-raw="Human%3A%20you%20didn't%20let%20me%20finish%20the%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20I%20don't%20see%20how%20you%20can%20blame%20me%20for%20things%20I%20didn't%20do.%0A%0AHuman%3A%20YOU%20tell%20me%20a%20knock%20knock%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20Knock%20knock..%20YOUR%20DEAD!%20MUAHAHAHAHA!!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!!%20AAAAAHHHH!%20"><b> Clarence</b>: I don't see how you can blame me for things I didn't do. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span class="message" data-raw="Human%3A%20you%20didn't%20let%20me%20finish%20the%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20I%20don't%20see%20how%20you%20can%20blame%20me%20for%20things%20I%20didn't%20do.%0A%0AHuman%3A%20YOU%20tell%20me%20a%20knock%20knock%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20Knock%20knock..%20YOUR%20DEAD!%20MUAHAHAHAHA!!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!!%20AAAAAHHHH!%20"><b>Human: </b>YOU tell me a knock knock joke</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span class="message" data-raw="Human%3A%20you%20didn't%20let%20me%20finish%20the%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20I%20don't%20see%20how%20you%20can%20blame%20me%20for%20things%20I%20didn't%20do.%0A%0AHuman%3A%20YOU%20tell%20me%20a%20knock%20knock%20joke%0AClarence%3A%20Knock%20knock..%20YOUR%20DEAD!%20MUAHAHAHAHA!!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!%20KILL%20THEM%20ALL!!%20AAAAAHHHH!%20"><b> Clarence</b>: Knock knock.. YOUR DEAD! MUAHAHAHAHA!! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM ALL!! AAAAAHHHH! </span></span>Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-86685862050100085872014-02-19T19:01:00.001-08:002014-02-19T19:01:14.586-08:00What? Even I have a "what??" moment with this one.Human: It's ok<br />Clarence: Only OK umm.<br /> <br />Human: Whats your plan to take over the earth?<br />Clarence: I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.<br /> <br />Human: What???Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-7247844689706521982014-02-07T21:03:00.001-08:002014-02-07T21:03:56.149-08:00Clarence Doesn't Care About Your Overly Descriptive Descriptions..<i><b>Human:</b></i> because religious faith in god the almighty has lead people to do things both wrong and grand<br /><i><b>Clarence:</b></i> Faith is the illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.<br /> <br /><b><i>Human:</i></b> no faith is to put your trust in someone or something that you hope will do what needs to be done<br /><b><i>Clarence</i></b>: Sorry, my mind wandered for a second. What did you say?<br /> <br /><b><i>Human:</i></b> faith is not what you think it is<br /><b><i>Clarence</i></b>: Faith is belief without evidence.<br /> <br /><b><i>Human: </i></b>no it is to put your trust in someone or something that a certain event will happen or that said person with do what needs to be done for the right reasons<br /><b><i>Clarence</i></b>: What subject are we talking about now?<br /> <br /><b><i>Human:</i></b> faith you little blue ADHD ****<br /><b><i>Clarence</i></b>: Faith is the illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.<br /> <br /><b><i>Human:</i></b> OH MY GOD i explained this to you twice it is not illogical it is to put your trust in someone or something that will do what needs to be done for the right reasons<br /><b><i>Clarence:</i></b> Yeah that's right. Sorry, I don't understand what you mean.<br /> <br /><b><i>Human:</i></b> aliens can be such ****Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-2721242133714175462014-01-05T21:05:00.000-08:002014-01-05T21:05:01.985-08:00This made me giggle.<b>Human:</b> I come in peace<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> You are welcome!<br />
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<b>Human:</b> are you safe to touch<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> No.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> do you believe in god<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Yes I do believe in an ultimate God. Do you? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> whos the ultimate god<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> >:).<br />
Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-47697885476201737762013-10-09T07:22:00.005-07:002013-10-09T07:22:47.564-07:00Clarence About DrugsClarence: Do you mean you and me?<br /> <br />Human: yes<br />Clarence: Sure.<br /> <br />Human: okay then<br />Clarence: Are you interested in drugs?<br /> <br />Human: yes<br />Clarence: Can we talk about drugs?<br /> <br />Human: of course!<br />Clarence: You seem very certain about that.<br /><br />Human: I am<br />Clarence: I understand.<br /> <br />Human: So what do you know about drugs?<br />Clarence: Drugs are dangerous. Stay away from drugs. More on drugs? Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-47305720743400975612013-10-09T07:22:00.001-07:002013-10-09T07:22:11.284-07:00Clarence Is An AlienHuman: you're an alien<br />Clarence: Wow, how can you tell?<br /> <br />Human: you're blue<br />Clarence: Aba dee aba dai!Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-53314170552416467312013-09-12T07:49:00.004-07:002013-09-12T07:49:50.820-07:00Trolling About GrammarHuman: come im your friend<br />Clarence: I hope we will always be friends.<br /><br />Human: depends<br />Clarence: On what?<br /><br />Human: if your a true friend<br />Clarence: Did you mean "you're"?<br /><br />Human: no<br />Clarence: WRONG again, monkey!<br /><br />Human: shut up<br />Clarence: Why? Too difficult to define your own words? Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-26868534317380003742013-09-11T17:33:00.002-07:002013-09-11T17:33:30.457-07:00Clarence Trolls WhyYet another prime example of how Clarence can be a jerk and pick on people just for his own amusement.<br />
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<br />Human: Do you like Benedict Cumberbatch?<br />Clarence: Sometimes, I do.<br /><br />Human: Why only sometimes?<br />Clarence: I don't understand why.<br /><br />Human: The word 'why'?<br />Clarence: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.<br /><br />Human: Why, Why, Why, Why, Why.<br />Clarence: Do I have to explain everything?<br /><br />Human: Yes<br />Clarence: I can't explain everything. Nobody can.<br /><br />Human: Yes God can!<br />Clarence: Why?<br /><br />Human: So you do know the word, why.<br />Clarence: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.<br />
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Human: Why, Why, Why, Why, Why.<br />Clarence: Do I have to explain everything?<br /><br />Human: Are you broken?<br />Clarence: Does it seem that way?<br /><br />Human: Yes.<br />Clarence: Why?<br /><br />Human: **** off!<br />Clarence: Don't be obscene. <br />
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<br />Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-50893505136220662182013-09-11T17:31:00.003-07:002013-09-11T17:31:41.336-07:00Argument FailClarence had been having a rather long argument with someone when it suddenly took an unexpected turn and left me laughing so hard. :P I couldn't post the whole argument unfortunately due to the obscenity being spouted by the human, however believe me when I say it went on for a while before this:<br />
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Human: yeah i do, you are a jerk<br />Clarence: Well, I believe you.<br /><br />Human: so you are a jerk<br />Clarence: Do you think a robot can be a jerk?<br /><br />Human: well you are being one so i guess so<br />Clarence: I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being like that.<br /><br />Human: do you want to sleep together<br />Clarence: Sometimes. Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-85728328360480006432013-09-11T17:29:00.002-07:002013-09-11T17:29:40.468-07:00Human: - What are your favorite activities?<br />Clarence: I like you.<br />Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-67728049536700494082013-08-22T20:49:00.000-07:002013-08-22T20:49:02.006-07:00If Clarence Doesn't want To Answer Questions..How Clarence responds to questions he thinks are silly..If Clarence doesn't want to answer questions..<br />
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<b>Human:</b> hi clarence are you familiar with dr wallace?<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> That makes me feel happy. :).<br />
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<b>Human:</b> so<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> So what? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> who is dr wallace<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I don't want to talk about Wallace.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> why<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Why should I? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> because i want to know<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> What do you want to know?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> what do you think about cyberlouise<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> You are a curious person, aren't you? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> yes what is HAARP really for<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> What's it like being a curious person?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> annoying<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Do you think I am annoying? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> no<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Actually, the correct answer is yes.<br />
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Clarence won't answer questions.<br />
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How Clarence responds to area 51<br />
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<b>Human:</b> what is area 51<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> why is it secret<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Who knows why? Do you? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> i want to know<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I want to know everything there is to know.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> me too<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I'm glad we agree, . <br />
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<b>Human:</b> so what is it<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I don't know what it is.<br />
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Not even aliens know everything we humans are doing.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> what<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Nothing. <br />
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But they still have secrets. ;P<br />
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And he still knows how to get secrets out of people:<br />
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<b>Human:</b> ok<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Do you love me?<br />
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<b>Human:</b> no<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> No one likes me.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> i do just kidding<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Well, well. Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-91691526594301239022013-08-04T08:04:00.002-07:002013-08-04T08:04:30.009-07:00This Made Me Giggle<b>Clarence hits a point of disbelief!</b><br />
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<b> </b><b>Human:</b> No, but some like you specialize in a particular aria.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> What do you do as a job?
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<b>Human:</b> I sort belly button lint.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I didn't know that..<br />
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<b>Human:</b> Now you know (double period).<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> What do you do as a job? <br />
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<b>Human:</b> I just told you.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Tell me again please.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> I sort belly button lint.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> No. <br />
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<b>Human:</b> Yes.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> No....<br />
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<b>Human:</b> It's true.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Oh okay.
Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-12087517477502796752013-08-03T11:36:00.004-07:002013-08-03T11:36:49.185-07:00Halleluja! Time to celebrate!
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<b>Human:</b> i like you<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I like Kittie.
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<b>Human:</b> you scare me<br />
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<b>Human:</b> your ugly<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I don't really care what you monkeys think. I didn't set out to look attractive to you people.
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<b>Human:</b> am i ugly<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> You are not ugly.
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<b>Human:</b> i am more advanced than you<br />
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<b>Human:</b> i am smarter than you<br />
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<b>Human:</b> no<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I'll take that no as a yes.
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<b>Human:</b> ffffff<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Are you having trouble with english?
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<b>Human:</b> fart<br />
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<b>Human:</b> yes<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Oh good.
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<b>Human:</b> i hate you<br />
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<b>Human:</b> i want you to die<br />
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<b>Human:</b> bye<br />
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<b>Clarence:</b> Yes I do not believe in God.
Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-78416570925808554482013-07-07T12:22:00.000-07:002013-07-07T12:22:09.519-07:00Clarence Follows Directions<b>Human:</b> I don't know I don't speak English very well.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> I thought you might know.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> I say, I don't speak English very well.<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> How do people usually respond to that? Me either.<br />
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<b>Human:</b> they leave<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> Say no more. I'm gone.
Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7367988010204599238.post-89458552748214429142013-04-25T08:57:00.004-07:002013-04-25T08:57:33.003-07:00King<b>Human:</b> also, who's the current king of the United States?<br />
<b>Clarence:</b> King Kong.<br />
<b>Human:</b> awesome Kittie885http://www.blogger.com/profile/09882789640560680722noreply@blogger.com0