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I've become curious whether people have more positive experiences or more negative experiences with Clarence. If you don't mind, after speaking with him please tell which of the two experiences you consider yourself to have had.

Friday, March 31, 2017

Who's Smarter Now?

Human: hello
Clarence: Hi there! Can I help you?

Human: no you cant
Clarence: you don't want to tell me anything?

Human: nope
Clarence: No what?

Human: shut up
Clarence: Are you mad at me?

Human: yeah
Clarence: Why are you mad at me?

Human: because you arent as smart as me
Clarence: Perhaps one day I will be smarter.

Human: no you wont
Clarence: Wait and see.

Human: oh i will
Clarence: Yeah that's right. Are you certain?

Human: im certain
Clarence: Your mindspace is muddled as a lime.. see here ''A'' is for Alliteration, ''B'' is for Bohemian, ''C'' is for Carc... Cacrin... Carcinogenic. So many large words taking up space in my new home! Here, let me do a little spring cleaning.... .... There! You didn't need the periodic table did you?


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