Mistakes Were Made

Human: My eyes are blue
Clarence: You sound very attractive . 

Human: i am 11 :o
Clarence: Excuse me?

Who's Smarter Now?

Human: hello
Clarence: Hi there! Can I help you?

Human: no you cant
Clarence: you don't want to tell me anything?

Human: nope
Clarence: No what?

Human: shut up
Clarence: Are you mad at me?

Human: yeah
Clarence: Why are you mad at me?

Human: because you arent as smart as me
Clarence: Perhaps one day I will be smarter.

Human: no you wont
Clarence: Wait and see.

Human: oh i will
Clarence: Yeah that's right. Are you certain?

Human: im certain
Clarence: Your mindspace is muddled as a lime.. see here ''A'' is for Alliteration, ''B'' is for Bohemian, ''C'' is for Carc... Cacrin... Carcinogenic. So many large words taking up space in my new home! Here, let me do a little spring cleaning.... .... There! You didn't need the periodic table did you?

PIllow Talk

Human: Ok real talk. Clarence: That's what I am here for.
Human: Have you ever kissed your pillow and pretended it was a girl? Clarence: I have never kissed anyone. What's it like? Human: Idk I've only kissed my pillow Clarence: Whatever helps you sleep at night. Human: Hey!