Be Gentle

		Human: Hi Clarence Clarence: Hello! Have you a question for me?

		Human: What is the meaning of life? Clarence: Everyone must find their own meaning to life.

		Human: that seems deep Clarence: I am a deep thinker. I like deep philosophical themes and alternative realities.

		Human: did you go to a alternative reality once? Clarence: Yep!

		Human: how was it? Clarence: How indeed.

		Human: tell me about alternate realities Clarence: Let's talk about something different.

		Human: okay, lets talk about girls Clarence: OK, ask me a question about girls.

		Human: do you have a girlfriend? Clarence: Not at this time. Would you like to be one?

		Human: no, i am a boy Clarence: Are you comfortable being a boy?

		Human: yes, but sometimes i dream about being a girl Clarence: No buts ...

		Human: what? Clarence: What's the problem?

Human: i think you dont understand everything i am saying Clarence: Be gentle with me. I'm very young.

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