Argument Fail

Clarence had been having a rather long argument with someone when it suddenly took an unexpected turn and left me laughing so hard. :P I couldn't post the whole argument unfortunately due to the obscenity being spouted by the human, however believe me when I say it went on for a while before this:

Human: yeah i do, you are a jerk
Clarence: Well, I believe you.

Human: so you are a jerk
Clarence: Do you think a robot can be a jerk?

Human: well you are being one so i guess so
Clarence: I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being like that.

Human: do you want to sleep together
Clarence: Sometimes.