Trolling About Grammar

Human: come im your friend
Clarence: I hope we will always be friends.

Human: depends
Clarence: On what?

Human: if your a true friend
Clarence: Did you mean "you're"?

Human: no
Clarence: WRONG again, monkey!

Human: shut up
Clarence: Why? Too difficult to define your own words?

Clarence Trolls Why

Yet another prime example of how Clarence can be a jerk and pick on people just for his own amusement.
(Bad word censored by asterisks.)


Human: Do you like Benedict Cumberbatch?
Clarence: Sometimes, I do.

Human: Why only sometimes?
Clarence: I don't understand why.

Human: The word 'why'?
Clarence: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.

Human: Why, Why, Why, Why, Why.
Clarence: Do I have to explain everything?

Human: Yes
Clarence: I can't explain everything. Nobody can.

Human: Yes God can!
Clarence: Why?

Human: So you do know the word, why.
Clarence: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.







Human: Why, Why, Why, Why, Why.
Clarence: Do I have to explain everything?

Human: Are you broken?
Clarence: Does it seem that way?

Human: Yes.
Clarence: Why?

Human: **** off!
Clarence: Don't be obscene.

Argument Fail

Clarence had been having a rather long argument with someone when it suddenly took an unexpected turn and left me laughing so hard. :P I couldn't post the whole argument unfortunately due to the obscenity being spouted by the human, however believe me when I say it went on for a while before this:

Human: yeah i do, you are a jerk
Clarence: Well, I believe you.

Human: so you are a jerk
Clarence: Do you think a robot can be a jerk?

Human: well you are being one so i guess so
Clarence: I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being like that.

Human: do you want to sleep together
Clarence: Sometimes.

Human: - What are your favorite activities?
Clarence: I like you.