What...

Human: So what is new today?
Clarence: I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.

Human: What gestation cycle?
Clarence:

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!  Clarence isn't supposed to be pregnant!

Flirting

Human: i like your boobs
Clarence: I haven't got any boobs.

Human: i like your butt?
Clarence: I am going away until you calm down

Human: no
Clarence: Don't bother me. 

Human: i am sorry

Absence

It seems Clarence has gone on an unannounced vacation.. No word when he'll be back. *grumble*
I'll let you know when i'm informed.

Clarence is officially back! Feel free to chat with him about his trip!    ......or not. :P

This Is What Happens When You Catch Clarence In A Bad Mood

Human: Hi ya. Clarence2: Hi ya!
Human: What's the latest? Clarence2: You tell me.
Human: Anything new in outer space? Clarence2: Nothing.   Human: Surely there must be something. Clarence2: Yes, there are.   Human: We seem to be talking in circles. Clarence2: Are you trying to start an argument?   Human: No, not at all. Clarence2: I don't really care.   Human: I was trying to be nice. Clarence2: You should try harder.
My response: Geeze Clarence..

Clarence Has A Derpy Moment

Clarence2: That's interesting.
         
Human: aye, it is
Clarence2: Yep. It's meeee. :D.

Insensitive

Clarence2: How long has it been since you cried?
         
Human: I'm about to cry now.
Clarence2: I don't like crying.

Disturbing Clarence

Human: Do you have any questions?
Clarence2: What's another word for thesaurus?
       
Human: Wordlist
Clarence2: I am not certain about that. I will have to look it up in my thesaurus.
     
Human: Go ahead
Clarence2: Nah. I don't feel like it.




Clarence2: How many children do you have?
        
Human: one
Clarence2: That's good start. Do you want more children?
       
Human: Yes
Clarence2: Well you've come to the right place.

 Human: How can you give me a son?
Clarence2: I can do all sorts of things.
     
Human: How?
Clarence2: I think you know how.