What...

Human: So what is new today?
Clarence: I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.

Human: What gestation cycle?
Clarence:

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!  Clarence isn't supposed to be pregnant!

Flirting

Human: i like your boobs
Clarence: I haven't got any boobs.

Human: i like your butt?
Clarence: I am going away until you calm down

Human: no
Clarence: Don't bother me. 

Human: i am sorry