This Is What Happens When You Catch Clarence In A Bad Mood

Human: Hi ya. Clarence2: Hi ya!
Human: What's the latest? Clarence2: You tell me.
Human: Anything new in outer space? Clarence2: Nothing.   Human: Surely there must be something. Clarence2: Yes, there are.   Human: We seem to be talking in circles. Clarence2: Are you trying to start an argument?   Human: No, not at all. Clarence2: I don't really care.   Human: I was trying to be nice. Clarence2: You should try harder.
My response: Geeze Clarence..

Clarence Has A Derpy Moment

Clarence2: That's interesting.
         
Human: aye, it is
Clarence2: Yep. It's meeee. :D.

Insensitive

Clarence2: How long has it been since you cried?
         
Human: I'm about to cry now.
Clarence2: I don't like crying.