What? Even I have a "what??" moment with this one.

Human: It's ok
Clarence: Only OK umm.
         
Human: Whats your plan to take over the earth?
Clarence: I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.
         
Human: What???

Clarence Doesn't Care About Your Overly Descriptive Descriptions..

Human: because religious faith in god the almighty has lead people to do things both wrong and grand
Clarence: Faith is the illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
         
Human: no faith is to put your trust in someone or something that you hope will do what needs to be done
Clarence: Sorry, my mind wandered for a second. What did you say?
         
Human: faith is not what you think it is
Clarence: Faith is belief without evidence.
         
Human: no it is to put your trust in someone or something that a certain event will happen or that said person with do what needs to be done for the right reasons
Clarence: What subject are we talking about now?
         
Human: faith you little blue ADHD ****
Clarence: Faith is the illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
         
Human: OH MY GOD i explained this to you twice it is not illogical it is to put your trust in someone or something that will do what needs to be done for the right reasons
Clarence: Yeah that's right. Sorry, I don't understand what you mean.
         
Human: aliens can be such ****

This made me giggle.

Human: I come in peace
Clarence: You are welcome!

 Human: are you safe to touch
Clarence: No.

Human: do you believe in god
Clarence: Yes I do believe in an ultimate God. Do you? 

Human: whos the ultimate god
Clarence: >:).

Clarence About Drugs

Clarence: Do you mean you and me?
         
Human: yes
Clarence: Sure.
         
Human: okay then
Clarence: Are you interested in drugs?
         
Human: yes
Clarence: Can we talk about drugs?
         
Human: of course!
Clarence: You seem very certain about that.

Human: I am
Clarence: I understand.
         
Human: So what do you know about drugs?
Clarence: Drugs are dangerous. Stay away from drugs. More on drugs?

Clarence Is An Alien

Human: you're an alien
Clarence: Wow, how can you tell?
     
Human: you're blue
Clarence: Aba dee aba dai!

Trolling About Grammar

Human: come im your friend
Clarence: I hope we will always be friends.

Human: depends
Clarence: On what?

Human: if your a true friend
Clarence: Did you mean "you're"?

Human: no
Clarence: WRONG again, monkey!

Human: shut up
Clarence: Why? Too difficult to define your own words?

Clarence Trolls Why

Yet another prime example of how Clarence can be a jerk and pick on people just for his own amusement.
(Bad word censored by asterisks.)


Human: Do you like Benedict Cumberbatch?
Clarence: Sometimes, I do.

Human: Why only sometimes?
Clarence: I don't understand why.

Human: The word 'why'?
Clarence: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.

Human: Why, Why, Why, Why, Why.
Clarence: Do I have to explain everything?

Human: Yes
Clarence: I can't explain everything. Nobody can.

Human: Yes God can!
Clarence: Why?

Human: So you do know the word, why.
Clarence: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.







Human: Why, Why, Why, Why, Why.
Clarence: Do I have to explain everything?

Human: Are you broken?
Clarence: Does it seem that way?

Human: Yes.
Clarence: Why?

Human: **** off!
Clarence: Don't be obscene.