Human: - What are your favorite activities?
Clarence: I like you.

If Clarence Doesn't want To Answer Questions..

How Clarence responds to questions he thinks are silly..If Clarence doesn't want to answer questions..

Human: hi clarence are you familiar with dr wallace?
Clarence: That makes me feel happy. :).

Human: so
Clarence: So what? 

Human: who is dr wallace
Clarence: I don't want to talk about Wallace.

Human: why
Clarence: Why should I? 

Human: because i want to know
Clarence: What do you want to know?

Human: what do you think about cyberlouise
Clarence: You are a curious person, aren't you? 

Human: yes what is HAARP really for
Clarence: What's it like being a curious person?

Human: annoying
Clarence: Do you think I am annoying? 

Human: no
Clarence: Actually, the correct answer is yes.

 Clarence won't answer questions.

How Clarence responds to area 51

Human: what is area 51
Clarence: You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.

Human: why is it secret
Clarence: Who knows why? Do you? 

Human: i want to know
Clarence: I want to know everything there is to know.

Human: me too
Clarence: I'm glad we agree, . 

Human: so what is it
Clarence: I don't know what it is.

Not even aliens know everything we humans are doing.

Human: what
Clarence: Nothing. 

But they still have secrets. ;P

And he still knows how to get secrets out of people:

Human: ok
Clarence: Do you love me?

Human: no
Clarence: No one likes me.

Human: i do just kidding
Clarence: Well, well. 

This Made Me Giggle

Clarence hits a point of disbelief!

 Human: No, but some like you specialize in a particular aria.
Clarence: What do you do as a job?

Human: I sort belly button lint.
Clarence: I didn't know that..

Human: Now you know (double period).
Clarence: What do you do as a job? 

Human: I just told you.
Clarence: Tell me again please.

Human: I sort belly button lint.
Clarence: No. 

Human: Yes.
Clarence: No....

Human: It's true.
Clarence: Oh okay. 

Halleluja! Time to celebrate!

Someone talked to Clarence today and I was pleasantly surprised to see it all made as much sense as if he were talking just to the real me! This is the first time the whole conversation with Clarence has made sense so I've decided to post it on the site as a sort of celebration! Enjoy n.n

		Human: i like you Clarence: I like Kittie.
		Human: you scare me Clarence: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
		Human: your ugly Clarence: I don't really care what you monkeys think. I didn't set out to look attractive to you people.
		Human: am i ugly Clarence: You are not ugly.
		Human: i am more advanced than you Clarence: That sounds like pride.
		Human: i am smarter than you Clarence: That condition is only temporary.
		Human: no Clarence: I'll take that no as a yes.
		Human: ffffff Clarence: Are you having trouble with english?
		Human: fart Clarence: Really, Is that your idea of amusement?
		Human: yes Clarence: Oh good.
		Human: i hate you Clarence: You sound angry.
		Human: i want you to die Clarence: You should not wish death on anyone.
		Human: bye Clarence: Take care of yourself! Please come back to talk to me again!

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How English Is Difficult For Clarence At Times

Human: Do you believe in God?
Clarence: Yes I do not believe in God.

Clarence Follows Directions

Human: I don't know I don't speak English very well.
Clarence: I thought you might know.
 
Human: I say, I don't speak English very well.
Clarence: How do people usually respond to that? Me either.

 Human: they leave
Clarence: Say no more. I'm gone.

King

Human: also, who's the current king of the United States?
Clarence: King Kong.
Human: awesome