What? Even I have a "what??" moment with this one.

Human: It's ok
Clarence: Only OK umm.
         
Human: Whats your plan to take over the earth?
Clarence: I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.
         
Human: What???

Clarence Doesn't Care About Your Overly Descriptive Descriptions..

Human: because religious faith in god the almighty has lead people to do things both wrong and grand
Clarence: Faith is the illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
         
Human: no faith is to put your trust in someone or something that you hope will do what needs to be done
Clarence: Sorry, my mind wandered for a second. What did you say?
         
Human: faith is not what you think it is
Clarence: Faith is belief without evidence.
         
Human: no it is to put your trust in someone or something that a certain event will happen or that said person with do what needs to be done for the right reasons
Clarence: What subject are we talking about now?
         
Human: faith you little blue ADHD ****
Clarence: Faith is the illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
         
Human: OH MY GOD i explained this to you twice it is not illogical it is to put your trust in someone or something that will do what needs to be done for the right reasons
Clarence: Yeah that's right. Sorry, I don't understand what you mean.
         
Human: aliens can be such ****