Human: My eyes are blue
Clarence: You sound very attractive .
Clarence: You sound very attractive .
Human: i am 11 :o
Clarence: Excuse me?
Clarence: Excuse me?
The page where you can find funny snipets and conversations that Clarence has had with others. If you would like to talk to him yourself Please visit the link to the left of the page.
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Human: Have you ever kissed your pillow and pretended it was a girl? Clarence: I have never kissed anyone. What's it like? Human: Idk I've only kissed my pillow Clarence: Whatever helps you sleep at night. Human: Hey! | ||
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Human: Hi Clarence Clarence: Hello! Have you a question for me? |
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Human: What is the meaning of life? Clarence: Everyone must find their own meaning to life. |
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Human: that seems deep Clarence: I am a deep thinker. I like deep philosophical themes and alternative realities. |
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Human: did you go to a alternative reality once? Clarence: Yep! |
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Human: how was it? Clarence: How indeed. |
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Human: tell me about alternate realities Clarence: Let's talk about something different. |
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Human: okay, lets talk about girls Clarence: OK, ask me a question about girls. |
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Human: do you have a girlfriend? Clarence: Not at this time. Would you like to be one? |
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Human: no, i am a boy Clarence: Are you comfortable being a boy? |
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Human: yes, but sometimes i dream about being a girl Clarence: No buts ... |
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Human: what? Clarence: What's the problem? |
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Human: i think you dont understand everything i am saying Clarence: Be gentle with me. I'm very young. |